The carpet is sticky and the smell of hotdogs mingles with sweet popcorn. The trailers are rolling. Even though person’s knee from the seat behind jabs into my back, I don’t care. The summer blockbuster is about to start and I’ve heard great things about it…
But two hours, a bursting bladder and numb bottom later, I leave disappointed.
Everyone hates wasting time and money watching cinematic drivel. If I (or a friend) were to recommend a film to you, would you go and watch it? With dozens of online review websites, no longer must we ‘take a punt’ on a movie. So, it would be safe to assume that all this information makes us better at picking good movies. Oddly enough, it doesn’t. Like a flock of sheep, we ignore good advice. Like lambs to the…
Never trust a movie poster
I hope none of us trust what is written on movie promo posters. They are notorious for misquoting reviewers. To say they bend the truth would be kind:
- The 1995 film Seven ran ads quoting Entertainment Weekly as saying, “A masterpiece”. The actual review described the movies as “a masterpiece in dementia”.
- Likewise the promo blurb for Live Free or Die Hard quoted New York Daily News: “Hysterically… entertaining.” The actual review was less than endearing: “The action in this fast-paced, hysterically overproduced and surprisingly entertaining film is as realistic as a Road Runner cartoon.”
So, can we trust a Movie Critic?
Critics would seem a safer bet to turn to, before we have to sel a kidney to pay for the cinema fee. Believe it or not, popular critics seem to get it right – saying the same things we would if we saw the movie (there’s research to back this up). So why don’t we take them seriously?
The stats show that even a ‘double thumbs up’ from the most famous movie critic has a minute influence on whether we head to the box office. (Interestingly, of all film types, we are most likely to heed what they say about dramas). I guess we don’t care if an action movie sucks as long it has Bruce Willis and big explosions in.
We ignore online reviews
Perhaps the most reliable way of avoiding silver screen agony is to go to online review sites such as Rotten Tomatoes (a personal favourite). It should be – they have an amazing amount of information. We read the reviews. Then ignore them:
“Hey honey (speaking to wife), that movie we were going to see got terrible reviews online.”
“But [insert friends name] is going to see it, and her friend said it was good. Besides, it will be good to go to the cinema.”
“I guess you’re right…”
I’m going to assume this having-a-chat-whilst-cooking-dinner conversation is typical for many couples. Which is probably why online review sites could rave or lambast a movie – it will make no difference to the movie’s popularity. There is, however, one thing that you can tell from online reviews: it is not the rating of the reviews that matter but the number of reviews. Thousands of terrible reviews (Mission Impossible 3 anyone?) will actually predict box office success. Weird, huh? Here’s why it happens:
A friend talking about a movie makes us more likely to watch it. We go and see it. Afterwards we post a review about it. We don’t read what anyone else has to say first – we always trust our friends. The amount of online reviews tells us how many people are talking about it.
Which is nice to think that friends and family hold more sway over us than anything on a computer screen or in a magazine.
My faith in humanity is somewhat restored.
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